your ticket to the world! never leave home without it…….UNLESS YOU WANT REALLY HORRIBLE INHUMANE THINGS TO HAPPEN TO YOU AFTER YOUR FLIGHT GETS CANCELLED 3 DAYS IN A ROW SO YOU TAKE INITIATIVE AND SIT IN A RENTAL CAR PLACE FOR 2 HOURS UNTIL POWER GOES BACK ON AGAIN THEN DRIVE 6 HOURS TO BALTIMORE TO ESCAPE THE WRATH OF #SANDY THEN WHEN CHECKING IN YOU REALIZE YOU LEFT YOUR PASSPORT BACK IN NYC (AKA NO-MANS-LAND AKA LAND-OF-PEOPLE-SLICING-PEOPLE-FOR-GASOLINE AKA LAND-OF-ONLY-ONE-TUNNEL-IS-OPEN-TO-GET-IN-OR-OUT AKA LAND-WHERE-LGA-IS-NOW-ATLANTIS) THEN YOU GOTTA DRIVE 6 HOURS BACK TO NYC AGAIN REBOOK AT JFK (BECAUSE IT FINALLY OPENED) THEN MISS THE NEXT FLIGHT SO YOU HAVE TO REBOOK WITH ANOTHER AIRLINE AND LAYOVER FOR 14 HOURS IN TORONTO WHEN ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GET TO DOMINICAN REPUBLIC FOR A WEDDING… btw whoever stole my watch thanks for not stealing my passport! seriously lol i would have been fucked













